Woman Lies About Car Jacking: I Blame Jeremy London
July 15th, 2010
Reports the UK Metro, the best source for things that happen in the US:
According to New Jersey authorities, the 23-year-old initially told police she got lost while driving on Sunday and asked a man for directions. She told them that the man pulled her out of the car at gunpoint and threw her to the ground.
According to the local Daily Journal newspaper, however, police say she later admitted that she picked up a man and let him drive, and the car crashed into a tree while they were ‘engaged in a sex act’. Officers say the car had been set on fire.
Oh, Jeremy London, what have you wrought? You of course will recall that Jeremy London said that he was kidnapped by gang members and forced to buy booze and do drugs. Now the old Jeremy London Excuse is going to be popping up everywhere. Instead of just saying, “I just watched that part in Parenthood where Mary Steenburgen gives Steve Martin a BJ in their mini van and then they get into a car accident and I thought that looked sort of fun,” she blames a mugger and then sets her car on fire. So Jeremy London of her. I mean, not really, but do you see what I’m saying? The ripple effects of the Jeremy London Excuse (JLE) have already started. Remember, Jeremy London is a professional act-or, he can maybe get away with these things. Think through your JLE’s before you execute them, or before you set your car on fire.
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