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• Inglourious Basterds topped the box office this weekend, notching $37.6 million. Coulda broke forty if only Brad Pitt had blown up the Eiffel Tower with green CGI-ness in the trailer.
• Police are investigating another break-in at Lindsay Lohan’s house, her second in three months. Although to be fair, she does live next door to Shady McBurglarhat from the Slomin’s Shield commercials.
• Ahhh crap, Jennifer Aniston was spotted hand-in-hand with Gerard Butler over the weekend. I had Criss Angel in my Jennifer Aniston Gossip Mag Hand-In-Hand Fantasy Pool.
• Julia Child’s book “Mastering The Art Of French Cooking” is on the New York Times’ bestseller list nearly 48 years after its initial release. Embarrassingly, the book “Mastering The Art Of Freedom Cooking” has been on the bestseller list since 2002.
• 11 Videos of animals playing sports?? LOL why are they doing that they are not people!!!

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