While You Were Finally Giving Up Hope For That Uncle Buck Sequel

- Members of the Brat Pack reacted to John Hughes’ death. I don’t even want to imagine how Kevin McAllister took the news.
- Rihanna, Jay-Z, and Kanye West will perform on the inaugural episode of the new Jay Leno show, in an effort to confuse the f*ck out of the audience.
- Vanessa Hudgens’ legal team is threatening to sue anyone who spreads around her nude photos, beginning with her and her publicist.
- Tom Sizemore was arrested for domestic abuse last night. On the plus side, he’s only one purchase away from a free Subway sandwich on his prison Subway punch-card.
- And finally, Chris Brown has been dropped by Wrigley after his guilty plea in the Rihanna case. Wrigley’s new spokesperson? Tom Sizemore.
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