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• Balloon Boy dad Richard Heene began his 90-day jail sentence today. That should give VH1 more than enough time to have 4-5 pitches ready for him the minute he walks out.
• The Vatican paper called Avatar a “spiritual dud”. To salt the wounds, the Vatican paper also called The Squeakquel “The New Jesus”.
• A paparazzo struck by Lindsay Lohan’s driver is threatening legal action, claiming “Of course I’m going to sue them … but I don’t care about the money.” He then added, “Of course I’m gonna go eat lunch now, but I don’t care about the food.”
• Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly have reportedly reserved November 5, 2010 as their wedding date. Sorry, ladies. And New York Post columnists.
• Leap Year shockingly dethroned Avatar to take the weekend box office crown, grossing $48.5 million. Nahhhhh, just kidding – it was Avatar again. That was my new Monday morning featurette, “Having a Josh”.

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