VIDEO: LeBron James Finally Achieves “Has His Own Cornfield Maze” Star Status
October 15th, 2009
On the scale of flattering acts, somewhere in between “Actor being knighted to draw attention to still-existent British royalty” and “Musician being deified after releasing good early-90s rock album then ODing”, there’s “Athlete inspires 8-acre cornfield maze bearing his likeness.”
The guy in the interview isn’t some crazed uberfan either, he’s remarkably sane and charming, thus calling into question my own biases against people who have designer cornfields. Those biases are = everyone with a cornfield is literally Mel Gibson from Signs. Guess I was wrong.
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