Trashback: Sexy Crap
March 8th, 2010
Hi Gasmi, you know I think it’s time to pay tribute to the unsung heroes of crap cinema, the screenwriters. Now there have been some screenwriters out there who’ve ginned out some pretty tasty crap over the years, but there is one man who stands above all others in getting bad ideas up on the silver screen; of course I’m talking about Joe Ezterhas. I’ve got to say, this man’s output of crap is not only amazing for the raw amount, but more so for the quality of dumb movies he churned out over the years. This is why just picking one Joe Ezterhas to make fun of is a close to having a Sophie’s Choice moment as Trashback could ever have, so I made a brilliant decision. I’m declaring March 2010 to be Joe Ezterhas month and we are going to make fun of a whole mess of Joe Ezterhas’s movies. Pretty Cool huh? Please just smile and nod, I hunger for validation.
Anyway I think I picked a good movie for us to kick this adventure off with, and I could tease you with all the dumb stuff yet to come, but really, if you like crap, then I’m only going to need to tell you to little words to get you to make the jump. Are you ready? Basic Instinct. Yep, that’s our movie, so let’s get to the good stuff.
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