Best Television Shows

Hey Gasmi, it’s February, and you know what that means. The weather stinks, and you’re broke from trying to buy your loved ones’ affections over the holidays, all of which means it’s time to start spending some serious time with the glass teat. Now we all have our favorite poisons when it comes to rotting our brains out, but for this particular waffleboy, you can never go wrong with a good solid crap movie that some programmer is playing over and over on le tube de boob. Today’s movie has everything you need when looking for craptastic goodness, plenty of explosions, plenty of fisticuffs, HBO’s been running it on a 20 minute loop lately, and just to make everyone feel way uncomfortable, Billy Crudup’s amazing colossal blue CGI schlong. Yep, I’m talking about the 2009 release, Watchmen. So come on, times a wasting, make the jump and lets get to the good stuff.

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