Trashback: Doctor Jekyll and Mister Crap
Oh Gasmi, are you sitting down? Of course you are, you reading this on a computer, besides with this country’s obesity rate, you probably get winded if you have to support all that weight for more then five minutes at a time. Hey, don’t feel bad, if we ever meet at the grocery store we can have electric cart races, wheeeeeee! Crap, I’m babbling again, huh? Sorry, besides I want to save that for when I run for the Senate; people seem to really be going for that lately.

Anyway, aside from sitting down to save wear and tear on your joints, you should know I found us a super colossal crap movie to talk about this time. How good is it? We’ve got super duper smart serial killers, teenaged daughters dropping out of college with buns in the oven, skeevy peeping mechanical engineers who owe their entire comedy career to Facebook, hardboiled lady cops with daddy issues going through messy divorces, and the kind of not so smart serial killers that Ashton Kutcher’s main squeeze can catch. Yep that’s right Gasmi, we’re delving in deep to the 2007 instant crap classic, Mr. Brooks, so make the jump and lets get to the oh so sweet good stuff.
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