Trashback: Crap That Goes On And On

Hi Gasmi, well time to look at yet another assault by Hollywood on our cognitive ability, and this time we mix it up a bit. As tempting as it would be to delve even deeper into Schwarzenegger film catalog, we’re going to zig when they zag, and not spend time with things that go boom, and ideally make people go boom, and all the while no one in the movie questions why a guy named Joe Brenner has a Teutonic accent so thick you could cut marble with it. Nope, in the spirit of the season, we are going to spend some time learning about love. It’s a lot more complicated then you might think. I mean it’s a lot more about midget subs, the early 20th century version of a sex tape and Kate Winslet repeatedly getting out of life boats and back on to a sinking ship then than you might think. (I thought it would be more about settling, so you don’t die alone and get eaten by your cats, who knew?) That’s right Gasmi, we riding James Cameron’s Love Boat, the 1997 release, Titanic, so make the jump and let’s get to the good stuff.

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Because when the director’s been married five times, he knows all about love

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