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Toddlers & Tiaras is back with a vengeance, people! The glitz! The glamour! The obnoxiously bratty kids who make me want to get my tubes tied! Stephanie Sims, Pageant Director for the Little Miss Glitz pageant tells us it’s not your run-of-the-mill county fair pageant. “You’ll see everything from eyelashes to flippers, hair to the sky and a lot of glamour. The glitzier, the shinier, the better.” So it IS just like every other run-of-the-mill pageant.

But with worse posture.

The big prize? The cash prize of $500. Are you kidding me? That is small potatoes compared to some of these places. Remember the poorly run pageant that gave a weekend trip to the mom who won but has yet to collect on that actual prize? “The stakes are high,” she says. Aren’t they always?

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