This Straight Couple Will Turn Us All Gay

As you begin watching this video, you are going to know it is a joke.  You’ll figure out really quickly that it is not real.  And then after you’ve done all that, you’ll realize it is real.  This is a real thing; a real thing produced by the New York Times no less.  These people are real, the things they’re saying are actual thoughts they have in their brain, and they are not trying to be funny.  There is no single concrete reason that this shouldn’t just be a warm, loving, and sort of an over-the-top thing, but somehow it goes past that and you will end up disgusted with these people.  They are disgusting.   And even though it sure looks like they’re having a good time, I think we can all agree that nobody wants this to happen to them or anyone they know.  (And now you catch a frisbee and exclaim, “Yeah!”)

This is why I’m marrying NyQuil instead of a person.

(Thanks for the tip, Jena Friedman)

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