Are you planning a 4th of July celebration this weekend? Good luck celebrating America without Dollar Tree coming over and PUNCHING YOU IN THE D*CK with their rampantly unpatriotic 61-star plastic flag.
Fortunately, this local Dallas news report is all over it, with one latter-day Patrick Henry standing up to declare, “They can do that to Santa Claus…but this is the flag, and it needs to stay that way.” Damn straight, closeted husband from the Select Dental ad…
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