THINGS THAT EXIST: Robert Pattinson Underwear

I never thought I’d find a replacement for my pair of “World’s Largest Natural Gas Supplier” novelty underwear (hehehe… natural gas supplier… it’s really my farts, is what it is!)

But now you can get R-Pats closer to your discovery zone than ever before with these new Robert Pattinson briefs!

R-Pats 1

R-Pats 2

I kept trying to write a wrap-up-the-post one liner-y joke after these pictures but kept deleting them, because there’s not much you can say to add humor to a pair of underwear with Robert Pattinson’s face on it.

I’m not saying the vampire craze is gonna die out anytime soon, but this thing HAS to be the absolute peak of it, right? And if it’s not, then God help us all…

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