These Cartoon Fruits Are F***ing, Claims Man With No Pent-Up Sexual Frustration
August 28th, 2009
A man in England raised outrage over these Haribo candy wrappers, claiming that the cartoon fruits were clearly having sex with one another:
Mr Simpkins of Pontefract, West Yorkshire, told The Sun: “The lemon and lime are locked in what appears to be a carnal encounter.
“The lime, who I assume to be the gentleman in this coupling, has a particularly lurid expression on his face.
“I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park.”
(Metro)
Oookey. Couple things:
1) I don’t think the shop manager designed the candy wrappers.
2) I don’t automatically assume that the lime is the man. If anything, wrapper #2 looks more like fruit-scissoring (citrussoring?)
3) Doesn’t every candy wrapper in Europe show fruit having sex? I know that in Japan, every candy wrapper is vaginas with dreams floating out of them.
What do you think, readers? Debaucherous fruit orgy? Or some cartoon fruit on a freaking candy wrapper?
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