The Comfort Wipe Will Help You Wipe Your Lazy Assh*les!
June 12th, 2009
Do you need help wiping your ass? Seriously, do you need help wiping your ass? That’s not an expression – I’m literally asking if you need an eighteen-inch plastic gripping object to assist you when you are on the toilet and need wipe your ass. Seriously.
If you’re still saying “yes” with a straight face, then The Comfort Wipe is the plastic toilet paper gripping product for you!
I think we have a pretty good idea of who might be buying this thing…
(Thanks to fellow lazy A-Hole Matt Little!)
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