Step 1: Play This Every Morning; Step 2: Run This F**king Town
For decades, I’ve been searching for the perfect early morning pick-me-up rap song to cause me to feel like a champion til well after the sun sets. Drinking Chivas Regal at 7 am just doesn’t have the same bling to it (kill me) when it’s set to “Jagged Little Pill.”
So thank you, Superbowl XLIV, for giving us the following mash-up, which will serve as a nice replacement to our former Prince-Akeemesque live chamber orchestra alarm clock. It’s Jay-Z & Rihanna meets the CBS NFL theme song (performed by the delicious sounding Posthumus Zone.) It makes me want to make a floor-length fur out of the Puppy Bowlers (separate show, about puppies bowling), and march up and down these city streets for hours on end.
This is how I will begin every morning. For your own sanity, I suggest you do the same.
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