Shear Genius Epilogue: Thirty Questions With Brig Van Osten
April 15th, 2010
Hey ‘Gasmii hair-hoppers! How are you all doing tonight? Still in shock over the Finale? Glad we never have to hear Camila Alves speak again? Curious (like WaffleBoy) what Matt and Janine spent their dollar on? Well, I know we had basically put this season of Shear Genius to bed, but there was no way we could wrap things up without one last little treat from the faraway land of Simi Valley, California…
…home of malls and horsies and cupcakes and p!ay…
We all know that this season would have been deathly dull if not for one person, and one person only. She came rollerskating into our hearts wearing a gold lamé bikini, giant hair bows and Fisher-Price hair, and at first we said “You freak! Get away from me!” But with every passing episode she remained determined to stick to her wacky style and her unique and individualistic vision, no matter who she pissed off in the process, and somewhere along the way she completely won me over. How do I know this? Because no one else has ever inspired me to come up with 246 separate nicknames for them. And yes, I counted. So, without further ado (and as promised) I would like to present to you, Thirty Questions With The Winner Of Shear Genius Season 3, Brig Van Osten!!!…
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