Real Housewives of Orange County: Relayshonships- Ur Doin It Rong
This week I did not feel like punching anyone. That is the good news. The bad news is that Crackie didn’t deliver! I was hoping that she would have a meltdown of volcanic proportions. Instead, she felt outnumbered and scared by all the town menfolk. I’m starting to wonder about our Crackie- were those tears for a broken friendship or is it unrequited love? Empty love tank indeed.
Slurry had the time of her percocet/valiumed life and I found one hell of a close-up of the Bellino Bimbo’s duck lips. Look away if you are allergic to poultry.

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