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PETA released another new Naked Celeb Anti-Fur Ad today, featuring Atlanta Falcons tight end Tony Gonzalez and his wife October embracing nakedly on the Nickelodeon GUTS mock football field and agreeing that you should not wear fur:

This comes just two days after Twilight’s Christian Serratos also posed nude for PETA (and at least had the common decency to show her butt) in the Nickelodeon GUTS mock Twilight forest (of vampires):

While I personally happen to agree with PETA’s message that naked people are better than skinning animals, I have to ask the overlooked common sense question here: Are fans of the NFL and Twilight really your prime fur-wearing demographics?

We’re talking primarily men aged 16-50 and females under the age of 30, neither of whom usually have the desire / financial means to purchase and wear authentic animal fur. Not to overgeneralize, but the only people in the country who still wear fur look like this person or literally are this person:

Maybe there’s like, ONE or TWO exceptions, but for the most part, that’s the demographic you should be going after, PETA. Though I’m not really sure exactly how to reach them — maybe try to get this dude to strip down? You’re welcome, animals.

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