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I’m not exactly Doctor Pandas over here (he’s in Funkadelic, right?), but I do recall the Fun Fact that pandas poop up to 20 times per day. Combining this fact with my knowledge of what happens when dogs eat people food, I would imagine that giving a panda a cake for its 5th birthday is a recipe for Guinness-book levels of diarrhea:

On the plus side, it sure is adorable! “Aaaaand many mooooooreee!!! Pandas hopefully! Because they’re rare but awesome!”

See? That was happier. Guess I’m just a ‘glass half full of diarrhea’ kind of guy.

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