Only Thing Humans Haven’t Done Yet, Done: Drug Dealers Hide Coke In Frozen Sharks

That’s it, it’s over — with the news that Mexico’s navy uncovered more than one ton of cocaine hidden inside frozen shark carcasses, humans have now done every possible thing there is to do in the world. Can you think of anything else that hasn’t been done by humans yet? Three seconds… time’s up. See? That’s literally everything.

Cocaine Sharks

For the rest of time, us humans will just have to entertain ourselves by either doing something that’s already been done, again, or combining two already-done things.

In the meantime, cue the Barenaked Ladies to bring us a statement of now literal truth.
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