Miley Cyrus, Justin Gaston, Nick Jonas Involved In Hot Underage Love Triangle?
June 10th, 2009
Breaking news from Us Weekly – Miley Cyrus is single again! (Good news, eh fellas??? Who are single and under eighteen? Or are willing to loosen up on an age requirement when billions of dollars are involved?)
After less than a year of dating, Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston have called it quits, Usmagazine.com has learned.
“They have been having trouble for a while,” says the insider. “It’s been hard for a long time since Miley has been working so much and traveling a lot.”
Ehhh…pretty boring. Did they go into the relationship not expecting that the nation’s most famous 16 year old singer, movie and tv star might be “working a lot”?
Waitwaitwait — what if Miley was cheating on Justin with Nick Jonas? That’s approaching the realm of something almost interesting!
Come on, Us Weekly, give us the juicy details, and if there aren’t any, make them up:
Contrary to reports, Cyrus’ ex Nick Jonas was not the reason for the split, although the two have been spending time together.Added the source, “Miley and Nick are working on a couple different projects together. Justin has been a little jealous of that.”
BOOM! “JEALOUS?” That’s all I need to hear – Miley definitely cheated on Justin with Nick Jonas. Let’s spread this rumor around as much as possible, gossip sites, so we’re not subjected to a week’s worth of Miley cover stories about a barely newsworthy amicable split.
Feel free to publish this quote, anyone:
Our BWE.tv tipsters tell us that Justin finally had it with Miley’s nymphomania after she had loud, screaming sex with Nick Jonas backstage just minutes before a concert; the crowd was stunned to hear Miley’s voice over the loudspeaker crying “OH YEAH, F*** ME THROUGH YOUR PROMISE RING!”
Fact.
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