Michael Cera Joins Jersey Shore Cast In Hot Tub, Shortens His Life By Two Decades

Earlier this week, we saw Michael Cera appropriately Jersey Shore-ify his hair, and now, here’s the Arrested Development / Juno alum boldly hopping into a hot tub with the cast of Jersey Shore. Still not sure what Jersey Shore has to do with the movie Youth In Revolt, but if “jumping in hot tub with hyperguidos” supplants the talk show as the new universally accepted form of movie promotion, expect Hollywood to shatter every existing box office record in 2010. And for all movie stars to die from aqua-to-genital contracted diseased by around 2014.

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