Making the Case That Mel Gibson is Actually a Demon
July 21st, 2010
So I finally got around to listening to all of the Mel Gibson tapes released by ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva (here and here), as I was out of town when they were initially released. Today, yet another recording was released. And no matter how many accounts or transcripts of Gibson’s psychotic, rabid rants you may read, nothing does justice to hearing the thing for yourself.
But before we give you a peak into the world of verbal abuse that probably any woman who has had the pleasure of bl*wing Mel Gibson has likely had (and, by the sound of it, there have been hundreds of thousands), we want to present to you our theory. A theory that, however unpopular, should not be entirely discounted.
OK, here goes. You guys… Mel Gibson is, like, seriously, a demon. No. I mean it. I think we need to take is easy on the guy. He is clearly a demon stuck on this planet with no way to escape. And perhaps whoever put him here on this planet told the dude that the way to get off planet Earth is by simultaneously making movies and getting as many bl*w jobs as possible. Take away this demons movies and BJs? And what you’re left with is a pretty pissed off demon who has no choice but to lash out against loved ones.
Look, I know this sounds “crazy” and “impossible,” but listen to the tape yourself and then explain to me how any mortal human being could possibly summon up the rage this man has exploding from his every pore.
That, or he has a serious meth habit. Method acting that is! Rehearsing for his upcoming role in this.
Listen here, but be warned, it is not only NSFW 2 THA MAX, but it will also make you feel like less of a human being.
(via Gawker)
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