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M. Night Shyamalan has channeled his passion for increasingly underwhelming films into the digital realm, unveiling the new MNightShyamalan.com, your one-stop shop for two pieces of information about Shyamalan’s movies and a whole bunch of really slow-loading flash crap that literally is nothing.

Here’s the homepage, ripped right from EdgarAllenPoe.biz:

The rest of the site plays like a crappy early-90s CD-ROM PC game, like Alone In The Dark if nothing in the game worked or did anything.

Some of the highlights after the jump:

The site allows the user to feel like they’re really in one of M. Night’s movies, doing exciting things like deciding to go up to the second floor (sppoooooooooookkyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!)

Or if you dare, you can venture up to the ATTIC! Except it’s broken. But it’ll still take your phone number and “code”:

And last but definitely not least, the staple of all 90s PC games, a key that you can’t pick up and does nothing:

Thrilling!!!! I can’t wait to see the next twist M. Night has in store…
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