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Lindsay Lohan will be celled (that’s housed for jail, I think?) right next to Alexis Neiers, the E!’s Pretty Wild star that robbed Orlando Bloom’s, Paris Hilton’s, Lindsay Lohan’s and Rachel Bilson house. Apparently Alexis is in cell #28 (Paris’s old cell), and Lindsay is in cell #29 at the Lynwood facility…so rest assured Gasmii that Lindsay won’t be alone.

Access Hollywood is reporting that the cells are close enough together where the girls could interact. I’m sure this is Alexis’s dream come true–It’s all about fame, getting closer to the stars, and making headlines with this girl, and now that she has the opp to be Lindsay’s BFF she must be wetting her panties. I’d love to be a fly on the wall to hear a conversation between the two shallow fame monsters. Lindsay will get all of Alexis’s shank, and ciggy contacts, then spit her out. What a summer vacation for the two of them! It’s almost like going to Disney Jail, except Mickey, in this instance, is a butch lesbian, not a mouse.
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