Kirstie Alley Causes Self-Inflicted Root Beer Stampede
From Kirstie Alley’s Twitter, courtesy of finder of all things amazing Eliot Glazer:

This is the most terrifying thing I have ever seen. Lock up your children, this is serious! If you see ripples begin to form in your water glass a la Jurassic Park, you better run or you gonna be dead. She’ll have 1 for her and 300 for her “thetans.”
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