Jersey Shore Cast Brings GTL To The NYSE (OMG!)
Some abbreviation humor for you there! Isn’t this an abbreviation humor blog now? I was gone all weekend, I thought we switched formats to abbreviation humor and adult contemporary. I’m playing the new Steve Winwood album at 12.
Anyway, here’s the cast of Jersey Shore ringing the New York Stock Exchange bell this morning:
Right next to a Viacom sign? Sweet! My stock options are gonna go sky-high! I don’t actually get stock options, but I’m hoping this photo will increase the value of those Micro Machines that Viacom gave me in lieu of stock options. They told me, “If it doesn’t say Micro Machines, it’s not the real stock options!” That real fast-talking dude is our head of HR.
More Jersey Shore NYSE Shirtfulness below:
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