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Bruce Willis is just like any other Hollywood actor: He’s in fabulous shape; Takes home million dollar paychecks a couple times of year; and every now and again, has the urge to make love to a gorilla with breasts:

Yes, Bruce Willis, the bald-headed star of the soon-to-be-hit A Couple of Dicks, was photographed with his supermodel wife in a series of slightly compromising positions for W Magazine. Such as this photo, which we like to call “Why Is Your Vagina Screaming At Me Right Now?”:

And this charming capture, whose title we’re assuming is “Remember That Movie Ransom? With Gary Sinise? “Give Me Back My Son”? That’s The One… Well This Picture Is Slightly Scarier Than Ransom.”:

Bruce looks kinda sexy in this one –

– however his vagina is getting in the way of our enjoyment in this following photo:

Finally, here is his wife’s impersonation of the entire country as they watched The Whole Ten Yards:

If you want the real NSFW good, you’ll have to head over to WMagazine.com.
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