I Forgot To Mention, I’m Gonna Play For The Milwaukee Brewers Next Year

Big news, everyone! Check out ESPN.com:

Hopper Brewers Headline

The other day I was just thinking, hey, I like baseball — why don’t I play it professionally for lots and lots of money? So I had my agent make some calls (my agent meaning me in a British accent), one thing leads to another, and suddenly the Brewers are offering me a contract.

Small-market clubs like the Brewers have to mine for talent wherever they can — Latin America, the Asian market, the Pop Culture Blogosphere — so hopefully I can blaze a trail for future bloggers with no baseball experience outside the JCC league in the early 90s and the occasional spastic whiffle ball game in Brooklyn parks. I don’t see how this idea can not work.

The A’s are currently scouting ONTD for a first baseman, while the Marlins are reportedly close to a deal with Gabe from Videogum.

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