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Believe it or not, Fall fashions are just around the corner. And what better way to let the neighbors know that you a big baller than with the following item of clothing no self-respecting fashionista can do without… why, it’s Drug Shorts!

That’s right: DRUG SHORTS. Shorts that are made of drugs! Imagine rolling into a swanky party chock full of Hollywood types and models while wearing a pair of these bad boys. All eyes will immediately turn to you, specifically, your crotch, which is now decorated like a Heroin Tree.

Now, admittedly, the product is only in its first stages of testing at the Fashion Capital of the World, the “Aeroport de Barcelona”, where cops are going to give the above prototype a test run for a few weeks before you see a hot pair of drug shorts at your local H&M. But once those cops realize that they’ve got their hands on the biggest thing since slap anklets, you can bet you’ll be seeing these backstage at every major fashion show come Fall Fashion Week.

And the best part? You don’t even need to wear them! These bastards stand up on their own! As evidenced by this photo:

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