Heidi Montag Wants Her Boobs Out
Heidi Montag wants her boobs taken out. They’re just too much for her…Um, ya think? What do you mean Heidi? You don’t want G cups??? She said, “I’m obsessed with fitness but it’s impossible to work out with these boobs.” I don’t know how she walks with those boobs, let alone workout! Her G cups are short for G-force!
She’s claiming she wants to downgrade to a D or DD. If I were her, I’d stick to a C+ or a D. She’s tiny! But then again, if she goes too small, they won’t match her new lips. What’s a blonde to do? Oh Heidi, you have some massive problems on your hands, and Spencer isn’t one of them.
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