GUESS THE NEW YORK POST HEADLINE: Bernie Madoff Sentenced To 150 Years Edition
June 30th, 2009
Fraudster Bernie Madoff has been sentenced to 150 years in prison, setting up a prime opportunity for a combination super-judgmental, super-punny New York Post headline. Our headline suggestions:
OOOOH, BERN!
MAD-DOG PUT DOWN
BERN BABY BERNIE
NOT-A-SAINT BERNARD
BERN, SWITZER-LANDED IN JAIL
BERN IN HELL (alt: BERN IN CELL)
THE BERN BERN BERN, THE BERN IS IN JAIL
NO HAPPY DAYS FOR THIS PONZI
BERNIE GAY(SEX)DOFF, FOR THE NEXT 150 YEARS
Tom G adds:
7800 WEEKENDS AT BERNIE’S JAIL CELL
I KNOW WHY THE CAGED BERNIE SINGS
JUDGE TO BERNIE: CELL CELL CELL!
Leave your Madoff Post headlines in the comments; the more judgmental/ridiculous, the better (and more likely to be correct)
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