Best Television Shows

Robert Tappinson

ABOUT TO BE MURDERED

A Fan (we think) at the ‘Eclipse’ Premiere

“MAMA I’M BACK! MAMA, WHERE MY EYES? YOU GAVE THEM TO A LITTLE BOY IN IDAHO? NOW I’VE GOT TO KILL HIM TO GET MY EYES BACK!” — CHRIS ROCK

Taylor Lautner (Seriously, Where His Eyes At?)

ABOUT TO BE ATTACKED BY THE WORLD’S WORST ARTIST

Kristen Stewart

Peter Facinelli and Jennie Garth

MOST LIKELY TO BE TACKLED BY SECURITY FOR HOPPING OVER THE FENCE

Stephanie Meyer

SMUGLIEST

Jaden and Willow Smith

BELLBOY? NO. BELLMAN.

Robert Pattinson

BEST USE OF SUNGLASSES TO CONCEAL CHECKING OUT 14-YEAR-OLD ASS

A. Rod

NAILED HIS AUDITION FOR THE UPCOMING FILM ” THE RHUEUMATOID ARTHRITIS DIARIES”

Robert Pattinson

PEOPLE WHOSE PARENTS ARE DEFINITELY MORE INTERESTING THAN THEM

Boo Boo and Fivel Stewart

ONE MIGHT EVEN SAY SHE’S POSING IN THE NUDE

Dakota Fanning

MOST GRAVITATIONALLY-CHALLENGED SOMBRERO

Robert Pattinson and Floating Sombrero, Brought by a Genius

YUP, ONLY 3 OUT OF 15 MINUTES LEFT, KELLAN. LIVE IT UP, GUY.

Kellan Lutz

MOST FLATTERING CAPRIS

Kevin Smith and Harley Quinn Smith

BEST SIGN WRITTEN BY A STROKE VICTIM

Fan at the ‘Eclipse’ premiere

ONE “TEAM JACOB” JERSEY AWAY FROM LOSING ALL CREDIBILITY AS A SPORTSMAN

Ron Artest and Taylor Lautner

TOM CRUISIEST

Taylor Lautner

thrilled to be there.

Kristen Stewart

YOU KNOW, WE STILL THINK SHE SHOULD GET TESTED

Very Sad Person

WHY DO ALL OF THESE CHILDREN HAVE NICER CLOTHES THAN ME?

Elle Fanning

TAKE THE TEA, EMMETT!!

Kellan Lutz