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By every account, this season of American Idol “sucks.” (Our words.) Little talent, zero charisma, simply put, no reason to tune in. But what solution is there? We’ve got one:

Lower the age of prospective Idols to “Zygote.” That way, performers such as Greyson Michael Chance would have a… chance… at winning. Greyson is sort of a Justin Bieber for the 20-and-over set. Why? Because he’s talented, plays piano, makes the ladies swoon, and doesn’t look like Jackie Warner. And given that we give this footage of Greyson singing Lady Gaga’s “Paparazzi” a good 12 hours until every teenage girl in America has seen it, it’s not completely unlikely that we’ve got another viral video turned megastar on our hands. (Not literally, as that would be illegalll!! Seriously, we didn’t even think about it. What? Stop.)

(via The Daily What)

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