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The inner monologue of the woman in the background of this picture:

Oh. My. God. Is that Paris Hilton? God I hate her. Look at her! Wearing sunglasses, hanging out in grocery stores like she’s such a bigggg staaaar, ooooh look at me, I’m buying groceries with my daddy’s money, wah wah wah, have sex with me! What a whore. Honey Bunches of Oats? Are you kidding me?? More like, “Honey Bunches of HO-ats,” because she IS a ho’. That’s the name of cereal a ho’ would eat. Ha ha… enjoy your ho’ cereal, you ho’. Having sex with it not eating it I mean!

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