Charlotte’s Web… Of Lies
February 5th, 2010
Our friend and Fallon blogger Sara Schaefer, well aware of my love for the eminently squeezable animals known as sheep, knew exactly how to ruin my day: By sending me the following video and instructing me to watch all the way through to the end.
More information, you say? Sure.
There’s a heated Senate race happening in California. Carly Fiorina is a Republican looking to beat fellow Repub Tom Campbell in the election primary. And if we were basing our votes on “Demented Sons of Bitches,” Carly would be winning by a mile. That’s because she threw together the following smear ad using God’s most innocent and most pilluh-like creature — ADORABLE SHEEP.
The beginning is almost hilarious, created by the same special effects house that put together Anaconda (we think), and using sheep to their utmost hilarious advantage.
But the last 30 or so seconds take a turn for the “WHAT THE F*CK NONONO.” We don’t want to ruin the surprise, but we will say that this is our personal Silence of the Lambs. In fact, we’d prefer to spend the rest of our lives basting ourselves in fava bean flavored chianti vs. running into star of this video in a dark barn somewhere…
If someone could help Sara score an interview with the demon sheep guy, that would be excellent.
Dear Owl Sex People: You are less terrifying than Demon Sheep, so let’s call it even.
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