Cate Blanchett Nominated For Best Supported Boob Oscar
May 17th, 2010
Here’s Cate Blanchett on the cover of W Magazine, looking slightly paler and phantom-boob-grabbier than usual:
Has there ever been a gushier magazine headline than “Practically Perfect In Every Way, But Try Getting Her To Admit It”?
The issue also includes a giant pipe that folds out and fits inside Cate Blanchett’s ass to blow smoke up it. It really works — I’ve been using it to smoke sausage. I won three Best Supporting Sausage Oscars yesterday. Also the Sausage Oscars are a thing now. Who knew?
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