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Oh lord no. No, no, no!! It looks like our favorite internet meme of all time, Brian Peppers, was out for a lovely afternoon drive in some sort of park, when a group of delinquent baboons approached his car and robbed the poor, huge-eyed bastard!!   Perhaps this group of baboons (or “gaytards“) would not have stolen the guy’s clothes if he just weren’t so damn trendy.  Lesson, learned, Bri-Bri: Burlap Pants, Mon-Sat, saving your Church Tux for Sundays.

(My personal fave are the two just chilllin’ in the rooftop luggage. Given that I would gladly wear those baboons instead of pants, this would not pose a problem for me.)

Ahead, more photos of these apes going through Mr. Peppers’ unmentionables.

Here they are reenacting the opening scenes of Eddie Murphy and Arsenio Hall arriving in Queens in Coming to America.

“These pants are going to look faaaaaabulous with that new Chico’s Tunic I just picked up at Ross.”

I guess the real lesson here is, if you’re going to drive through a safari with wild animals running around, don’t put a box full of bras on top of your car, opting instead for, let’s say, the trunk. Or, on your person, at the same time. Speaking of which, I myself went to one of these outdoor car safari adventures while on my recent vacation. No baboon robberies to speak of, however a couple of ostriches got too close for comfort.* (*Impossible.)

You cheeky monkeys: Safari park baboons ransack cars after learning to break into luggage boxes — The Daily Mail

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