BREAKING NEWS: Paris Hilton Goes Out, Comes Home, Goes To Bed
The gossip news just keeps pouring in today, like Niagara Falls if the water were celebrity gossip and there was 10 times as much of it.
What happened now, you ask? What story could possibly top the Kardashian trio? That’s a dumb thing to ask, voice I made up, because lots of things can. For example, this story about Paris Hilton going to a club in L.A. then left that club and going home:
Just before her big night out, the reality TV star Tweeted on her Twitter page, “Getting ready to go to dinner and then out. Haven’t been out to LA clubs in so long. Should be fun
”
However, it seems things have changed since the last time Paris partied round these here parts. Only a few hours later, the heiress Tweeted, “On my way home. LA is not what it used to be. Brutal. Can’t wait to get in bed.”
One of these days, the gossip world will just have the guts to post this for a day:

Related posts: