BREAKING: Bill Clinton’s Lips Rushed to the Hospital
Read his lips! No new… holy sh*t, where the f*ck did Bill Clinton’s lips go??

Unsurprisingly, still looking good. Someone grab this no-lipped bastard a vadg cigar and a burger, he deserves it.
[Photos via Splash News Online]
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