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2009 has been a sort of defining year for legendary tennis sister Serena Williams. Forget her tennis playing. This is the year we’ve watched Serena grow into a hot-blooded terrifying young woman.

First, her infamous breakdown on the court during the U.S. Open semi-final match, where Serena got all medieval on some poor line judge’s ass, screaming “I swear to God, I’m f—— going to take this f—— ball and shove it down your f—— throat, you hear that? I swear to God.” (Dashes kept in tact re: ladylikeness.) It was soooo one of these moments, amiritegirls?

Now, Serena is jingling this blood-thirsty theme she’s got going on all the way to the bank, as she is now the new face of Tampax brand tampons (”The Absorbiest!”). Talk about line judging… The ad features Serena trying to act her way out of a cardboard box, and not really succeeding. The “Aunt Flo” character on the other hand? Genius!* (*Sarcasm.**) (**Who are we kidding, we love period puns.)

Well, you know the old saying: There’s no such thing as bled publicity. Check out the ad here:

(via Gawker)

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