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Just a Life or Death FYI to you lonelies out there: The FDA has launched an investigation into God’s delicious soul spackling otherwise known as Toll House Raw Cooke Dough, claiming the product might be causing a string of E. Coli illnesses (you know, “the doody bug”) related to people eating the stuff right out of the tube before baking.

The products involved in the recall include all varieties of Nestle Toll House refrigerated Cookie Bar Dough, Cookie Dough Tub’ Cookie Dough Tube’ Limited Edition Cookie Dough items’ Seasonal Cookie Dough and Ultimates Cookie Bar Dough.

Coincidentally, here’s a live cam of my fridge right now:

Sad ain’t it? So, just a heads up, people who cry yourself to sleep/alcoholics: This weekend, trade in your raw cookie dough for something less deadly… like Boiling Hot Coalsicles. Or Knife Thins. Mmm…. Knife Thins.

Unless you want to kill yourself, in which case: BON APPETIT.
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