American Idol: Mediocrity is the Goal. With a Little More Effort Y’all Might Get There! GUITAR
March 11th, 2010
Tonight, American Idol proves….well nothing. It proves nothing. But the women were better. There. You feeling sad yet? Wanna feel sadder? Keep reading.
The only difference between you and me is MY TEARS ARE REAL! And you’re thinner. And prettier. And more barren. And richer. But we’re just as balding! Why do I feel the need to know you? WHY?!
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