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If you felt the ground quiver earlier today, fret not: That was just 80s Trapper Keeper designer Lisa Frank rolling over in her grave. (*Assuming she is dead, which we are.) That’s because today, a glowing orb from outerspace came hurtling towards the Earth’s surface, crashing into a field somewhere in America’s heartland, cracking perfectly down the middle to reveal quite the sight. No, not Arnold Schwarzenegger’s glistening nude body… Something much, much, much more sexually intriguing.

Ladies and gentlemen, today, we bring you Adam Lambert’s album cover: For Your Entertainment (click for high res copy):

This album cover is the FANCIEST THING WE HAVE EVER WITNESSED. Unicorns may not exist, but gay ones certainly do, and this album cover is more of a warning to that endangered species: Step your game up, you cashmere soft, ivory horned, glittery hooved motherf**kers. Cause Lambert’s through f*ckin’ around, y’all. Thank you, you beautiful Lambert, you. You have not let us down.

In other news, I just plunked down some hard earned bloggin’ bucks on a ‘78 Camaro so that I may airbrush his visage unto its hood and become my town’s classiest lady. It’s going to be a great year.

Raise your hand if you’re gonna have a slice of this to celebrate.

UPDATE: See BWE.tv’s T-Shirt Design… THREE LAMBERT MOON.

(Ed. Note: I’d like everyone to know that I actually wrote this post while myself hurtling through space, 10,000 feet in the air on a Virgin Atlantic airplane which is currently experiencing severe, slightly nausea-inducing turbulence. But this cover was so amazing that I threw safety to the wind, plunked down $13, and bring you this post live from somewhere over Arizona. Good day.)

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