AD WIZARDS: Jack Off Your Way to a Great Body!
Here is an infomercial that proves you can HJ your way into shape! In fact, if you can find a willing participant to give HJs to (assuming you can’t give them to yourself), it takes only 6 minutes of serious cranking to finally get those upper arms you’ve been looking for. Who knew that “polishing the low-quarters” on the regular was such a healthy work out?
Of course, if you can’t find a D to J Off on a daily basis, you could always just go ahead and purchase a “Shake Weight”:
“Dynamic Intertia”? Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
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