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Security Guard: Sir, I’m sorry, you can’t be here, your cart is too big and people are trying to get autographs.

Dragon Cart Guy: I checked with the people in the front and they said it was fine!

Security Guard: I don’t know what to tell you, but you’re gonna have to get that thing out of here, it’s too big.

Dragon Cart Guy: I’m handicapped!

Security Guard: Yeah but your dragon isn’t handicapped.

[Continued x 15 minutes]

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