According to the Dutch, Americans Are Not “Speedskateminded”… Just Stupid
February 19th, 2010
Dutch speedskater Sven Kramer has spent his entire life doing only one thing: Learning how to go really really fast on an icy surface while wearing a spandex bodystocking. That’s it! Just that one thing.* So when an NBC newscaster found Sven following his gold medal in the 5000m race at the Vancouver Winter Olympics, rather than ply him with the usual “hallos” and “dags,” she instead just wanted to know the guy’s name and country for us non-speedskateminded Americans…
He, in turn, calls her stupid.
It’s that kind of cockiness that will win you the gold, people. Also, isn’t he sort of right? Sure, it’s a d*ck move… but camman. He’s kind of right. A simple “Gefeliciteerd!” would have been enough.
*It’s this one thing that also lends itself to Sven’s hotness.
(via ONTD)
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