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Celine Dion and her family posed for the cover of Canada’s famous weekly magazine 7 Jours. I love it. In fact, this might be my favorite Celine Dion Joint since her epic Larry King appearance a few years ago. What do we love about it? Here are 7 things:

1. Celine Dion is a goddess — this I believe we can all agree on — and as yet more proof, she sat for a magazine cover photo with no makeup on. And given that she is 11 months pregnant, we think she looks pretty beautiful. You know… for her. (Ed. Note: She was given her vocal chords by the same person that molded Mozart’s brain, so who gives a sh*t what she looks like? Annnyway…)

2. Ah!! Is that her son, Rene-Charles??? He’s such a little man now!! Though we do miss his luscious locks (which could have easily been turned into a wig for her bald husband, Also Rene):

3. …And then he could keep it knot-free using a “Comblée,” which we will forever assume is French for “comb” without Googling.

4. Why hello there, Guillaume Lemay-Thivierge. Cool leather necklace! Wait, is Thivierge the French word for “anonymous sex”? Because, in that case, I would probably Thivierge him.

DOG FACE CLOSE-UP AHEAD.

5. Even 13 years after her death, Canadians are still trying to figure out if Princess Diana was assassinated or not. Next week:

6. SO PREGGERS! Another Little Dion in this world is more than OK with us. We want her to have a litter of children, as the odds of one of them being a MANIACAL MUSICAL GENIUS would greatly increase.

7. DOG FACE. This is our favorite thing about the cover, actually. Close up!

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