“Did I Do That?” – Steve Urkel (That = Batter A Woman)
July 9th, 2010
This is definitely more more of a Stephan thing than a Steve thing. From TMZ:
Jaleel White — the actor who played Steve Urkel on “Family Matters” — is under investigation for allegedly battering a woman. Sources familiar with the police report tell us … the alleged victim claims White allegedly punched her in one of her breast implants while they were driving on Pacific Coast Highway two weeks ago, with an infant in the car. We’re told, she claims when they got home White allegedly slapped her, and pushed her into a toilet so hard it broke the tank.
Jesus! Urkel punched a lady’s implant in front of an infant on the PCH. That’s way not okay. Also… he pushed her into the toilet. That’s a whole new genre of abuse. Of course he is denying the whole incident, but my instinct is to believe any story about a minor celebrity that happens on the Pacific Coast Highway. Remember that episode of Entourage I watched where Johnny threatens a guy on the PCH with a golf club? Or something? I haven’t seen Entourage in four years. Is the highway/golf club incident still going on? How’d Aquaman do?
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